How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
im six kinds of drunk right now
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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