Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Holy sore nipples Batman
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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