How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Your dad touched me again.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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