they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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