Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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