If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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