I wish i was in the wii world.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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