lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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