everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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