You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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