You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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