I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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