it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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