About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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