Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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