it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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