I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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