Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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