I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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