lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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