And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
high people should be assigned attendants
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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