How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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