You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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