Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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