So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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