Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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