love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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