She said her name was "party"
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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