is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
