As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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