Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
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