I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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