She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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