Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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