Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Randomize
