Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
His nipple licking is glorious
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