im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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