Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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