i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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