We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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