i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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