How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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