we have pet lesbian snakes
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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