no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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