yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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