where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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