What a fucking waste of an outfit
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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