I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Randomize
