You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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