so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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