Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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