I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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