i was born a porn star she said
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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