I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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