thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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