I can't breathe out the right side of my face
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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